鼠来宝2的优美英文文案
鼠来宝1中英文台词对照，尽量找20句以上经典搞笑台词，急用，谢谢您的帮助
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【第1句】：一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。
到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。
”
【第2句】：女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了
” “是啊
”女佣回道。
“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗
”女主人再次训。
“我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗
” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的
”女主人生气地反驳。
“我也是啊
”女佣高兴地附和。
【第3句】：一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。
一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。
警察赶到： 警察甲：好严重的车祸。
警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。
警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。
警察乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。
警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了.......
【第4句】：在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了
司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车
只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。
司机吓的牙直打颤。
突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊
我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”
【第5句】：一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。
” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久
” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么
十年
十个月十天
” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……”
【第6句】：老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗
” 学生：“能，他们都死了。
”
【第7句】：犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。
”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…”
【第8句】：一非洲人住在某一宾馆。
夜半，起火，不明原因。
非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。
消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀
都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快
”
【第9句】：一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。
于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。
那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。
”于是他开始打点行李。
一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊
”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead’。
” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准
咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头
”
【第10句】：牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫感谢上帝它就跑;叫赞美上帝它才停下。
”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。
一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。
果然，马停下来了。
死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”我打了很久，请采纳1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \\\\oh, it"s really hot in here, I think I"d better take off your ring.\\\\ 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \\\\are you pregnant?\\\\ \\\\Yes!\\\\ The maid answered. Export \\\\kui you still say, you are not married, don"t you feel shy?\\\\ The hostess training again. \\\\Why should I be shy, you don"t the hostess also pregnant?\\\\ \\\\But I conceive is my husband!\\\\ The hostess retorted angrily. \\\\Me too!\\\\ The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let"s help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there"s a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn"t see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn"t believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \\\\would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\\\\ 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \\\\you too serious ill, I"m afraid I won"t live much longer.\\\\ Patient: \\\\please tell me how long will I live?\\\\ Doctor: \\\\ten...\\\\ Patient anxiously asked: \\\\what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\\\\ Doctor: \\\\ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\\\\ 6, teacher: \\\\can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\\\\ Student: \\\\yes, they are all dead.\\\\ 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \\\ urse, give or take an injection.\\\\ Qiang a clap a thigh: \\\\the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\\\\ 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \\\\my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\\\\ 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \\\\Go ahead\\\\. The man thought, \\\\Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\\\\ So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \\\\what are you doing?\\\\ He said: \\\\I"m ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me "Go ahead".\\\\ Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \\\\let"s boss haven"t approved!!!!! Our boss English don"t you know, he is said to head!\\\\ 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \\\\this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\\\\ thank god \\\\it ran; called\\\\ praise god \\\\it didn"t stop.\\\\ Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \\\\praise god\\\\. Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \\\\thank god.........\\\\I played for a long time, please
求鼠来宝三的英文经典台词，不用太多五六句就OK!!!
够了
我受不了了
That"s it. I can"t take this anymore.我受不了了
我放弃
I can"t. I give up.我受够了挣扎求生I"m sick of struggIing for survivaI.跟地鼠还有蚯蚓竞争Competing with gophers andearthworms and that Ioser sparrow...还有那只成天偷我坚果的懒麻雀...who aIways takes my nuts.而我最讨厌的And I"m especiaIIy sick of this stupid...就是这棵笨树
...stupid tree.-怎么了
-小心啊-What"s happening?-Guys.我想他惹树生气了I think he made it angry.我醒了
I"m awake.从你说不想再看到我到现在WeII, since you said you never wantedto see me again.
有几个关于《鼠来宝3》电影的英语句子，里面写的是有关的内容，帮帮忙翻译一下
中文 继那只脾气坏又好吃懒作的加菲猫搞出了一大堆笑话之后，大银幕上的新一代宠儿由三只古灵精怪的花栗鼠接手……故事开始于一个生活在洛杉矶、雄心勃勃却又怀才不遇的词曲作家大卫•塞维尔所面对的一系列窘境，他的制作人伊恩对于他的作品和女友克莱尔似乎都不甚满意，也缺乏耐心，所以干脆“冷藏”了他，对他不闻不问。
就在大卫几乎放弃了所有的希望之时，却突然在自家的厨房听到了轻快的节奏，循着声音，他找到了艾尔文、西奥多和西蒙--三只在厨房偷吃、却绝对拥有着与众不同的才能的花栗鼠。
让大卫差点惊掉了下巴的是，这些厚颜无耻跑到他家找能吃的东西的花栗鼠，不但说着一口流利的英语，竟然还会唱歌，而且颇有音乐天赋……它们自顾自地在大卫的住所安了家，成了这个冷清的屋子里的新宠物，吃饱住好的同时，顺便帮助大卫创作了几首全新的圣诞歌曲，共同演奏给伊恩听。
不幸的是，同样觉得花栗鼠会唱歌很神奇的伊恩，还看到一条财源滚滚的致富之路，他为三只花栗鼠进行了最有效的包装和宣传，然后展开了世界范围内的巡演，给它们安排了大量的工作，心中盘算的是要如何奴役它们，才能给自己带来最大的经济效应。
为了让自己心中的计划一路畅通无阻，伊恩借故成功地将一直保护着花栗鼠的大卫赶出门外，让他没办法再度参与进来。
那么，我们可爱的花栗鼠能在人类的贪婪中生存下来吗
大卫又能否拯救这三只帮他赶走了孤独的伙伴，赶在金钱至上的伊恩造成永久的伤害之前
其实答案，早在我们走进电影院之前，就已经非常明确了。
英文 Following the only grumpy lazy and tasty for the Garfield Joke after a lot of things together, large screen from a new generation of pet chipmunk 3 she took over the ... ... the story started in a living in Los Angeles, but sees their talents wasted ambitious writer of the music and lyrics by David Seville dilemma faced by a series of his producer Ian works for him and his girlfriend Claire seems to be not quite satisfied with the lack of patience, so simply frozen in him for his indifference. David almost gave up on all the hope, they suddenly heard the kitchen of their own lighthearted rhythm, follow the voice, he found the Alvin, Theodore and Simon - three in the kitchen eating, definitely has a unique talent chipmunk. David was almost scared out of his chin, they shamelessly went to his house looking for things that can eat the chipmunk, not only speak fluent English, are still singing, and some music ... they are a big talent ... David"s home in home security has become the deserted house of a new pet, good enough to live at the same time, the way to help David created a few new Christmas songs, a common concert to listen to Ian. Unfortunately, the same singing chipmunk think Ian is very magical, but also see a wealth of resources rolling road, three chipmunk for him to carry out the most efficient packaging and publicity, then launched a worldwide tour and give them a lot of work arrangements, minds to how slavery they can bring to their biggest economic effects. In order to let his mind clear of the plan all the way, Ian will always find excuses for the successful protection of the chipmunk"s David out of the door, so that he can not again become involved. Then we can be cute chipmunk greed in the human to survive it? David also can save three to help him in this to get rid of the loneliness of the partners, in time for the money Ian supremacy before causing permanent damage? In fact the answer is, as early as in before we entered the cinema, on the already very clear.
鼠来宝2的英文简介~~!!!
鼠来宝：明星俱乐部 外文片名：Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel 导 演：贝蒂·托马斯 配 音：贾斯汀·朗、杰森·李、马修·格雷·古柏勒 国 家：美国 语 言：英语 类 型：动画 首映日期：2009-12-25 《鼠来宝》续集，三只小鼠将去上学并遇到三位伴侣Brittany, Eleanor和Jeannette，这三只雌性小角色将会为我们带来更多动听的歌曲和精彩的舞蹈，其实早在80年代的动画片中她们就亮相过。
急需一篇关于英语电影《鼠来宝》的英文简介，100个单词左右就可以了
《鼠来宝》Alvin and the ChipmunksAlvin and the Chipmunks is an American animated music group created by Ross Bagdasarian, Sr. for a novelty record in 19
【第58句】： The group consists of three singing animated anthropomorphic chipmunks: Alvin, the mischievous troublemaker, who quickly became the star of the group; Simon, the tall, bespectacled intellectual; and Theodore, the chubby, impressionable one. The trio is managed by their human adoptive father, David Seville. In reality, David Seville was Bagdasarian"s stage name, and the Chipmunks themselves are named after the executives of their original record label. The characters became a success, and the singing Chipmunks and their manager were given life in several animated cartoon productions, using redrawn, anthropomorphic chipmunks, and eventually films.中些词自己查一换一下，学英语己总是要动动手，的话就算了，当我没说。
鼠来宝2读后感5句话
没过几天，学校又来了三只母花栗鼠，她们也是“摇滚歌手”。
它们唱歌非常好听。
六只花栗鼠唱歌都很棒，只能选三只。
老师决定举办一场歌唱比赛，那组唱得好，那组去参加学校的歌唱比赛。
时间飞快流逝，比赛时间快到了。
大家都准备好了，只差公花栗鼠的老大。
这时，公花栗鼠老大正在庆功宴上。
比赛开始了，母花栗鼠已经表演完了。
公花栗鼠，因为老大不在，剩下两个都不会。
沮丧的离开了现场，这件事让大家闹了矛盾。
老三离家出走了，他来到了动物园。
被老鹰看见了，这时，老大来了。
他以勇气赢得了老二和老三对他的看法，他以勇气解开了他们心中的矛盾
还对二人道歉。
最后，他们和母花栗鼠，一起在学校歌唱比赛的舞台上表演
看完《鼠来宝2》我明白了：团结的集体才是最棒的集体
如果是你引起朋友之间闹了矛盾，一定要主动向朋友道歉。
要知错就改
鼠来宝观后感 要有中文，也要有英文
中文：这部电影的内容讲述的是三只可爱的花栗鼠因为它们居住的那棵参天大树被人砍倒，拖回城市当圣诞树,因此它们失去了自己的家园.三只可爱的花栗鼠随着大树一起来到了伊恩的办公大楼里。
作曲家戴维因为他的作品遭到老板伊恩的拒绝，沮丧地从电梯走出回家的时候，三只可爱的花栗鼠因为无家可归，跳到了戴维的果篮里，和他一起回到了家。
戴维打算放弃音乐的时候，却在自己的家中突然遇到了三只会唱歌的花栗鼠。
为了说服戴维让它们住下，三只花栗鼠也展露天份，原来它们不仅会说话，还很会唱歌。
在三只花栗鼠的帮助下，戴维重新拾回对音乐的信心，他们四个如同一家人。
三只可爱的花栗鼠带来了圣诞节的希望与祝福。
很快地，三只花栗鼠就唱出名号，戴维不仅为它们创作词曲，还身兼父职照顾它们。
只是花栗鼠走红后也开始拿跷，甚至挑衅戴维，处处向他找碴。
好景不长，大老板伊恩为了让三只花栗鼠进行全球巡演为他赚钱，他千方百计地把三只花栗鼠骗去了他家，故意将戴夫和三只花栗鼠拆散。
花栗鼠来到经理家后,才发现这里只有豪华的住宅和各种美味可口的美食,但却没有爱和家庭的温暖,它们生活得一点儿也不开心!最后它们绞尽脑汁历尽千辛万苦终于又回到作曲家那个温暖如春的家里! 喜多因为做恶梦睡不着，害怕，可是伊恩不肯和喜多睡觉；三只活蹦乱跳的花栗鼠嗓子哑了也要逼它们上台唱歌……它们生活得一点也不开心
三只花栗鼠终究体认到，那段和戴维同住一个屋檐下，像一家人的生活，远比一切功名都更加甜蜜幸福。
后来戴维跑到剧场找它们，希望他们回家，承认他们是一家人。
可是伊恩却把三只花栗鼠关在笼子里。
最后三只花栗鼠绞尽脑汁，历尽千辛万苦终于又回到了戴维那个温暖如春的家里
看了这部电影后,我懂得了一个道理:幸福不是由着自己的喜好，爱干什么就干什么，幸福是要彼此之间的关心、约束，是家长的唠叨
不要盲目听信他言，认为家长的唠叨、管教是不爱自己的表现。
英文：Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) I don"t know why people has rated this animation such low. By the way to my own opinion this is a great animation. I am giving 10\\\/10 against all other votes to take this one least 0.01 up. The things I see in this animation,Chipmunk"s actions, so cute, so impressionable. The characteristic of each of the chipmunks has been created very carefully, and it is consistence through out the film. The story shows us the real business world behind the music world. The movie is very sensitive. This is a very good animation effort. Please study this film and take your own decision.
